Grand Opening of Grand Walmartn

Residents in the heart of our city celebrate Walmart, a new grocery store, officially opened its doors to the public.

The store boasts a wide selection of unhealthy products and everyday wants providing a conveniently unhealthy and manipulative shopping experience.

Community Quotes

John Doe, a long time resident, expressed his excitement, saying, "Having highly processed food around at all times now adays really makes me tickle the ol' beard, I can't wait to consume some more carcinogens."

Jane Smith, long time resident added, "I am looking forward to the variety of delectable toothpaste products that will soon be available at Walmart."